Donnie's Deadline

If a Tangent Universe occurs, it will be highly unstable, sustaining itself for no longer than several weeks.

28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.

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More Impressive With Armor On

Of course you can't stroll around town in full armor. Sometimes you're just out in jeans or shorts and a t-shirt - comfortable, but not exactly intimidating. This shirt will remind people that you'd be a force to reckon with, if you hadn't left your helmet and breastplate at home.

Laughing Che

Sure, Che - we know you think that the socio-economic inequalities of the world call for guerrilla resistance and revolution. But you don't have to be so serious about it all the time. Lighten up, Che!

Medieval On Your Ass

O beloved brethren, I solemnly enjoin thee not to shrink from my good intent, through base change of heart, lest thee be deplorably afflicted by barbaric fury. Or, said elsewise, I'll go to work on thee with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. Thou hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with thee by a damn sight.

I Believe

Wear this shirt and we guarantee it will keep Them from abducting you and performing uncomfortable outpatient procedures on you aboard their ship. At least as far as you can remember.

Nips

The next best thing to going shirtless! Or, for some of us, much, much better than actually going shirtless. Warning: not suitable for shirts vs. skins sporting events.

Low Hit Points

I know what you're thinking: 'Does he have six hit points, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, PUNK?

Holy Spirit - Magic Whiskey

Saint Augustine said, "O Holy Spirit, descend plentifully into my heart. Enlighten the dark corners of this neglected dwelling and scatter there Thy cheerful beams." Which kind of spirit do you think he was talking about?