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Hello Cthulhu
Phase One was to win the hearts of a worldwide army of weak mortals, all in the guise of cuteness, pinkness and kitty-ness. The use of a bow on one ear and an array of equally cute "friends" aided in achieving this feat of near-universal psychological dominion.
Now -- Phase Two. The stars and the earth are once more ready for Them, ready for a glorious resurrection. All the earth will flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom! added Jun 3, 2009 |
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Donnie's Deadline
If a Tangent Universe occurs, it will be highly unstable, sustaining itself for no longer than several weeks.
28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end. added Mar 2, 2009 |
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Rekall, Inc.
Do you dream of a vacation at the bottom of the ocean?
But you can’t float the bill?
Have you always wanted to climb the mountains of Mars?
But now you’re over the hill?
Then come to Rekall, Incorporated. Where you can buy the memory of your ideal vacation. Cheaper, safer and better than the real thing. So don’t let life pass you by. Call Rekall. For the memory... of a lifetime. added Feb 23, 2009 |
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Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
These are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak. Racially, he's pretty cool, you might ask? No, no, no. They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Inner city children of promise, but without the necessary means for a higher education. added Jan 6, 2009 |
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Prepare To Die
Are you seeking revenge on a man with six fingers on his right hand? Have you dedicated your life to the study of fencing? Are you not left-handed? Familiar with Bonetti's Defense and Agrippa? Then this is the shirt for you, my friend. Passing it up would be inconceivable. added Apr 6, 2008 |
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Aircraft Identification Chart
49 U.S.C. subtitle IX--ch. 701, sections 70101-70121, (the Act) provides for the Department to grudgingly tolerate and reluctantly accept civilian assistance in identifying airborne objects which by performance, aerodynamic characteristics, or unusual features, do not conform to any presently known aircraft or missile type, or which cannot be positively identified as a familiar object. added Apr 2, 2008 |
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I'll Be Back
"I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told that she's here; could I see her please?" Whenever a badass cyborg assassin from the future asks you something like that, don't be difficult. If you are, well, they'll probably be back. added Jan 17, 2008 |
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Cthulhu Loathes You
Cthulhu loathes me, this I know /
For the Necronomicon tells me so /
Little ones to Him belong /
They are weak but He is strong added Jan 17, 2008 |
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What Would Steve Do?
Some examples of the Zen of Steve:
"It's really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people don't know what they want until you show it to them."
"Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower."
"Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?"
"I'm as proud of what we don't do as I am of what we do."
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Price is Wrong
A handy phrase whenever you kick Bob Barker's ass. Just make sure you can keep him down. added Nov 10, 2007 |
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Jedi Mind Trick
You don't need to see his identification.
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
He can go about his business.
Move along. added Nov 10, 2007 |
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Replicant
Replicants are like any other machine. They're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem. added Nov 8, 2007 |
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