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Donnie's Deadline
If a Tangent Universe occurs, it will be highly unstable, sustaining itself for no longer than several weeks.
28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end. added Jul 21, 2008 |
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Prepare To Die
Are you seeking revenge on a man with six fingers on his right hand? Have you dedicated your life to the study of fencing? Are you not left-handed? Familiar with Bonetti's Defense and Agrippa? Then this is the shirt for you, my friend. Passing it up would be inconceivable. added Apr 6, 2008 |
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Aircraft Identification Chart
49 U.S.C. subtitle IX--ch. 701, sections 70101-70121, (the Act) provides for the Department to grudgingly tolerate and reluctantly accept civilian assistance in identifying airborne objects which by performance, aerodynamic characteristics, or unusual features, do not conform to any presently known aircraft or missile type, or which cannot be positively identified as a familiar object. added Apr 2, 2008 |
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I'll Be Back
"I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told that she's here; could I see her please?" Whenever a badass cyborg assassin from the future asks you something like that, don't be difficult. If you are, well, they'll probably be back. added Jan 17, 2008 |
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Cthulhu Loathes You
Cthulhu loathes me, this I know /
For the Necronomicon tells me so /
Little ones to Him belong /
They are weak but He is strong added Jan 17, 2008 |
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What Would Steve Do?
Some examples of the Zen of Steve:
"It's really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people don't know what they want until you show it to them."
"Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower."
"Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?"
"I'm as proud of what we don't do as I am of what we do."
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Price is Wrong
A handy phrase whenever you kick Bob Barker's ass. Just make sure you can keep him down. added Nov 10, 2007 |
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Jedi Mind Trick
You don't need to see his identification.
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
He can go about his business.
Move along. added Nov 10, 2007 |
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Replicant
Replicants are like any other machine. They're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem. added Nov 8, 2007 |
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Two Wrongs
Two strawberries are in the shower. One says to the other, "Will you pass the shampoo?" The second replies, "What do you think I am, your typewriter?" added Oct 23, 2007 |
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Gun Kata
The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. added Oct 4, 2007 |
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Minimum Flair
Whether you work at Chotchkie's or not, you can express yourself just fine. And you don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it. added Aug 20, 2007 |
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What Would Ripley Do?
Q: What would Ripley do? A: Duct tape a pulse rifle to a flamethrower, nuke the site from orbit, and hop in a powerloader to kick some alien bitch out the airlock! If they don't like it, they can bill you! added Aug 20, 2007 |
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More Impressive With Armor On
I look more impressive with my armor on - but then again, who doesn't? added Jul 28, 2007 |
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Ceiling Cat
O NOES, IM IN UR CEILING, WATCHIN U MASTRB8!!11!
A cat... in your ceiling... watching you... judging you. You never see it coming. But it always sees you coming. Ceiling cat disapproves. added Jul 25, 2007 |
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I Dominate My Dojo
You may be fighting children, but what matters is if you're all at the same skill level. It's not about the size of the opponent, it's, uh, the ferocity. Any doofus would know that. added Jun 27, 2007 |
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