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Aircraft ID - Blue Shirt
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Aircraft ID - Blue

49 U.S.C. subtitle IX--ch. 701, sections 70101-70121, (the Act) provides for the Department to grudgingly tolerate and reluctantly accept civilian assistance in identifying airborne objects which by performance, aerodynamic characteristics, or unusual features, do not conform to any presently known aircraft or missile type, or which cannot be positively identified as a familiar object.

Also available printed on a black shirt.

Donnie
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Donnie's Deadline

If a Tangent Universe occurs, it will be highly unstable, sustaining itself for no longer than several weeks.

28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.

 

Rekall, Inc.

Do you dream of a vacation at the bottom of the ocean? But you can’t float the bill?

Have you always wanted to climb the mountains of Mars? But now you’re over the hill?

Then come to Rekall, Incorporated. Where you can buy the memory of your ideal vacation. Cheaper, safer and better than the real thing. So don’t let life pass you by. Call Rekall. For the memory... of a lifetime.

Rekall, Inc. Shirt
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Aircraft Identification Chart

49 U.S.C. subtitle IX--ch. 701, sections 70101-70121, (the Act) provides for the Department to grudgingly tolerate and reluctantly accept civilian assistance in identifying airborne objects which by performance, aerodynamic characteristics, or unusual features, do not conform to any presently known aircraft or missile type, or which cannot be positively identified as a familiar object.

Also available printed on a light blue shirt.

Aircraft Identification Chart Shirt
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I'll Be Back

"I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told that she's here; could I see her please?" Whenever a badass cyborg assassin from the future asks you something like that, don't be difficult. You may run them off at first, but rest assured: they'll be back.

What Would Steve Do? Shirt
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What Would Steve Do?

Some examples of the Zen of Steve:

"It's really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people don't know what they want until you show it to them."

"Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower."

"Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?"

"I'm as proud of what we don't do as I am of what we do."

 

Price is Wrong

A handy phrase whenever you kick Bob Barker's ass. Just make sure you can keep him down.

Price is Wrong Shirt
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Replicant

Replicants are like any other machine. They're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem.

Replicant Shirt
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Two Wrongs Shirt
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Two Wrongs

Two strawberries are in the shower. One says to the other, "Will you pass the shampoo?" The second replies, "What do you think I am, your typewriter?"

Gun Kata Shirt
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Gun Kata

The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire.

 

Minimum Flair

Whether you work at Chotchkie's or not, you can express yourself just fine. And you don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.

Minimum Flair Shirt
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Donnie's Deadline [misprint]

If a Tangent Universe occurs, it will be highly unstable, sustaining itself for no longer than several weeks.

28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.

We had trouble getting this design to print the way we wanted, so we're selling these early misprints for almost nothing. See photos of the final shirt on our blog.

Donnie
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More Impressive With Armor On Shirt
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More Impressive With Armor On

Of course you can't stroll around town in full armor. Sometimes you're just out in jeans or shorts and a t-shirt - comfortable, but not exactly intimidating. This shirt will remind people that you'd be a force to reckon with, if you hadn't left your helmet and breastplate at home.

Ceiling Cat Shirt
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Ceiling Cat

O NOES, IM IN UR CEILING, WATCHIN U MASTRB8!!11! A cat... in your ceiling... watching you... judging you. You never see it coming. But it always sees you coming. Ceiling cat disapproves.

 

I Dominate My Dojo

You may be fighting children, but what matters is if you're all at the same skill level. It's not about the size of the opponent, it's, uh, the ferocity. Any doofus would know that. [Note: no relation to the Dojo JavaScript toolkit. Unless you want there to be one.]

I Dominate My Dojo Shirt
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Shuriken

Sword hidden in hand

Throwing, stabbing or slashing

Shurikenjutsu

Shuriken Shirt
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Commodore Loader Shirt
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Commodore Loader

Forget these newfangled, expensive games the kids play these days! Dust off your Commodore-64, throw the floppy for Archon, M.U.L.E. or Ultima III into your 1541 floppy drive, and enter this magic invocation.

Laughing Che Shirt
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Laughing Che

Sure, Che - we know you think that the socio-economic inequalities of the world call for guerrilla resistance and revolution. But you don't have to be so serious about it all the time. Lighten up, Che!

 

Döner Kebab

Without a doubt, the best of all the lamb- or mutton-based German fast foods that originated in Turkey and which are served wrapped in flat bread. Someday you'll be able to order a McDöner - until then, here's your shirt (red cabbage not included).

Döner Kebab Shirt
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Level 70

You've reached the top. Horde or Alliance, Orc or Dwarf, you are at the apex of your gaming career. The coolest raiment available from the Coilfang Reservoir to Karazhan, this shirt is the endgame to your endgame.

Level 70 Shirt
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Die in a Fire Shirt
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Die in a Fire

Drowning and electrocuting are much too good for you. Burn, baby, burn.

vi oldskool Shirt
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vi oldskool

A big shout-out for the all the old school homies who are smart enough to kick it vi-style. Command mode, yo; what? what? If you've ever typed "ESC-j-j-j-i" into a Word document, this is your shirt; serious.

 

Two Sizes Too Small

Every Who down in Who-ville liked this t-shirt a lot... But the Grinch, who lived just north of Who-ville, did NOT.

The Grinch hated this t-shirt! The whole t-shirt season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

Two Sizes Too Small Shirt
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Ninjas Killed My Family

Luckily, they chose to adopt you as a member of the clan, and raise you to adulthood in absolute secrecy. Now you are one of the them, and your next mission involves the death of a few irritating pirates...

Ninjas Killed My Family Shirt
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Ouija Pro Shirt
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Ouija Pro

Now that you've come to, and the séance is over, remember the message of the ouija board: B U Y T H I S F A R O U T S H I R T

Medieval On Your Ass Shirt
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Medieval On Your Ass

O beloved brethren, I solemnly enjoin thee not to shrink from my good intent, through base change of heart, lest thee be deplorably afflicted by barbaric fury. Or, said elsewise, I'll go to work on thee with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. Thou hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with thee by a damn sight.

 

Mental Telepathy

We already know you'll like this shirt. And we know your size, mailing address and credit card number. But we're also seeing that you'd be mad if we shattered your illusion of free will, so we'll wait for you to order it yourself.

Mental Telepathy Shirt
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Geek Inside

16 THz Octa-Core CPU (overclocked) / 36 PB RAM / hot-swappable RAID 101 array / fiber optic bus / liquid cooling system / 10 nanometer fab / full plug-and-play support / IQ 130-200

Geek Inside Shirt
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lrn2play Shirt
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lrn2play

No skilz? Better lrn2play, and come back tomorrow.

Javaholic Shirt
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Javaholic

Whether you're hooked on the kind of java you drink, the kind of Java you code, or both - this is the highly-caffeinated shirt for you.

 

Power

Feeling powerless? Try this on for size, and at least you'll be able to turn yourself on (or off).

Power Shirt
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Live Long And Prosper

Rumor has it that Leonard Nimoy originally wanted Spock's catchphrase to be, "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Thankfully he settled on this instead.

Live Long And Prosper Shirt
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Statistical Anomaly Shirt
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Statistical Anomaly

Maybe you're way above average, or maybe you're way below average. It all depends on the Y axis.

Robe & Wizard Hat Shirt
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Robe & Wizard Hat

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

I'm Attacking The Darkness

Why are you casting magic missile? There's nothing to attack here, you Summoner Geek.

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Let The Games Begin

By Imperial Dictate, let all who would game strap on their swords, equip their most fortunate dice, and show up on time with a six-pack of mountain dew or a bag of chips!

Let The Games Begin Shirt
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Jolly Roger Shirt
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Jolly Roger

Avast, ye scurvy dogs. If the best skull & crossbones ye be searchin' for, look no further. Put away your treasure map, matey, ye've struck it rich here!

Fifteen shirts on the dead man's chest --
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest --
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum

Shirt of Death Shirt
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Shirt of Death

Beware my flaming sword! Beware my mystic gauntlets! But most of all, beware my Shirt of Death, for its power is as absolute as it is inevitable!

 

Emotions Are Alien To Me

The immortal words of Mr. Spock still ring true two centuries before he speaks them. And tricorder readings show them to be completely logical and valid.

Emotions Are Alien To Me Shirt
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I Make Shit Up

Ask me anything. Let me tell you, I'll have an answer - and I guarantee it will be interesting.

I Make Shit Up Shirt
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I Love Guns Shirt
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I Love Guns

What's cuter and more cuddly than a baby Glock, or a small frame S&W .357 magnum? Well, maybe an H&K P2000 SK in .40 caliber...

NPC Shirt
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NPC

Some non-player characters are nothing, just part of the scenery: gate guards, saucy tavern wenches or armor merchants. Others are much more significant, from the area warlord to the mysterious hag giving cryptic clues about your quest. Which kind of NPC are you? Or are you all of them?

 

Pi

If you think math is cooler than numerology, or even if you're just trying to pick a favorite number, this is the shirt for you. And yes, that's the digits of pi in the background (see this close-up).

Pi Shirt
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I Believe

Wear this shirt and we guarantee it will keep Them from abducting you and performing uncomfortable outpatient procedures on you aboard their ship. At least as far as you can remember.

I Believe Shirt
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Nips Shirt
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Nips

The next best thing to going shirtless! Or, for some of us, much, much better than actually going shirtless. Warning: not suitable for shirts vs. skins sporting events.

Nessie Shirt
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Nessie

Deep in the icy waters of Loch Ness dwelleth a creature as ancient as it is elusive. Tends to discourage the swimmers.

 

Fairy Fucking Princess

For that special someone who farts fairy dust and puts her wand to interesting uses...

Fairy Fucking Princess Shirt
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Big Foot

You know what they say about having big hands and big feet, don't you?

Big Foot Shirt
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Low Hit Points Shirt
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Low Hit Points

I know what you're thinking: 'Does he have six hit points, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, PUNK?

Pizzatarian Shirt
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Pizzatarian

Both strict pizzatarians and relaxed pizzatarians (those who also occasionally have chips) can now finally declare their food allegience.

 

Nipple Pinch

Every time a man's nipple is pinched, a midget is born. Prove it's not true!

Nipple Pinch Shirt
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Mad Scientist

It's alive! It's alive! IT'S ALIVE! Bwa ha ha ha ha! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ahem.

Mad Scientist Shirt
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Binary Geek Shirt
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Binary Geek

Yes, that's "Geek" in binary. Geek.

Cod Is Watching Shirt
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Cod Is Watching

So be good, or at least avoid excessive fishing.

 

I Spell Fun R-P-G

That's "role playing game," but of course you knew that, didn't you?

I Spell Fun R-P-G Shirt
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Big Brother is Watching

Nobody has ever seen Big Brother. His function is to act as a focusing point for love, fear, and reverence; emotions which are more easily felt towards an individual than towards an organization. We may be reasonably sure that he will never die, and there is already considerable uncertainty as to when he was born.

Big Brother is Watching Shirt
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I Spell Fun D-&-D Shirt
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I Spell Fun D-&-D

Roll percentile dice to see if you should buy this shirt. Actually, if you even own percentile dice, you should buy this shirt.

Precious Made Us Shirt
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Precious Made Us

If this excuse worked for Gollum, maybe it'll work for you!

 

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium

Thanks to phosphorous, "P" was taken, leaving "K" for potassium (obviously)...

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Shirt
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My Other Shirt is +5 Chainmail

You can't wear your +5 chainmail everywhere, can you? Here's the shirt you need when it's in the laundry or lost in your room.

My Other Shirt is +5 Chainmail Shirt
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Shirt Of Protection Shirt
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Shirt Of Protection

It may look like a normal t-shirt to certain lower level (or lower intelligence) individuals, and that's why it's important to warn them.

Shirt of Invisibility Shirt
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Shirt of Invisibility

We sell a version that's activated, but the page for those is also invisible.

 

My Alter Ego Is A Superhero

"My alter ego is a superhero with impressive muscles and cool powers and a cape"

But by day, you can wear this t-shirt.

My Alter Ego Is A Superhero Shirt
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Roll To See If I'm Drunk

You guys are being attacked.

Do I see that happening?

NO! You're outside by the tavern.

Cool, I'm getting drunk, are there any girls there?

Roll To See If I
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Settle This Like Gamers Shirt
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Settle This Like Gamers

"Let's settle this like gamers - and let the dice decide."

Trekkie Shirt
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Trekkie

This is the t-shirt of the silhouette of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new wearers and new civilizations; to boldly go where no shirt has gone before.

 

Blue Eyes / Grey Eyes

"It says I have blue, but I decided I wanted grey eyes"

If you're a true Summoner Geek, you know the importance of eye-color choice in your role-playing success.

Blue Eyes / Grey Eyes Shirt
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PEBKAC

PEBKAC == Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. That is, the number one cause of computer trouble: operator error.

PEBKAC Shirt
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Holy Spirit - Magic Whiskey Shirt
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Holy Spirit - Magic Whiskey

Saint Augustine said, "O Holy Spirit, descend plentifully into my heart. Enlighten the dark corners of this neglected dwelling and scatter there Thy cheerful beams." Which kind of spirit do you think he was talking about?

He
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He's Dead, Jim

Perhaps Dr. "Bones" McCoy's most famous quote - that tricorder presided over the deaths of untold nameless crew members and minor aliens.

 

I Speak Jive

"'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!"
"Oh stewardess - I speak jive... He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him."
The shirt for all jive ass interpreters.

I Speak Jive Shirt
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Born a Poor Black Child

Something to wear when the new phone book arrives. Something to wear when searching for a new job. Something to keep you from looking like The Jerk at parties.

Born a Poor Black Child Shirt
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They Use Photoshop Shirt
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They Use Photoshop

They may or may not perform medical experiments on eccentric rednecks, but they are here, they are among us, and they use Photoshop.

All Kinds of Guns Shirt
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All Kinds of Guns

All Kinds of Guns For All Kinds of People - embrace the diversity!

 

Super Villain

Doom, the Dread Dormammu, and even the Mighty Galactus quake before my sinister power! At least they do when i shake the comic just right.

Super Villain Shirt
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