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Raptor Jesus
It turns out the Bible is way off on the whole time scale thing. And yes, Jesus was, in fact, a carnivorous dinosaur. And he and his entire dinosaur race went extinct, so that we might live. |
SALE! $9 |
He's Dead, Jim
Perhaps Dr. "Bones" McCoy's most famous quote - that tricorder presided over the deaths of untold nameless crew members and minor aliens. |
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lrn2play
No skilz? Better lrn2play, and come back tomorrow. |
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Prepare To Die
Are you seeking revenge on a man with six fingers on his right hand? Have you dedicated your life to the study of fencing? Are you not left-handed? Familiar with Bonetti's Defense and Agrippa? Then this is the shirt for you, my friend. Passing it up would be inconceivable. |
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Mental Telepathy
We already know you'll like this shirt. And we know your size, mailing address and credit card number. But we're also seeing that you'd be mad if we shattered your illusion of free will, so we'll wait for you to order it yourself. |
SALE! $9 |
Nessie
Deep in the icy waters of Loch Ness dwelleth a creature as ancient as it is elusive. Tends to discourage the swimmers. |
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