Shirt of Invisibility

We sell a version that's activated, but the page for those is also invisible.

Roll To See If I'm Drunk

You guys are being attacked.

Do I see that happening?

NO! You're outside by the tavern.

Cool, I'm getting drunk, are there any girls there?

Low Hit Points

I know what you're thinking: 'Does he have six hit points, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, PUNK?

NPC

Some non-player characters are nothing, just part of the scenery: gate guards, saucy tavern wenches or armor merchants. Others are much more significant, from the area warlord to the mysterious hag giving cryptic clues about your quest. Which kind of NPC are you? Or are you all of them?

Medieval On Your Ass

O beloved brethren, I solemnly enjoin thee not to shrink from my good intent, through base change of heart, lest thee be deplorably afflicted by barbaric fury. Or, said elsewise, I'll go to work on thee with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. Thou hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with thee by a damn sight.

lrn2play

No skilz? Better lrn2play, and come back tomorrow.

Level 70

You've reached the top. Horde or Alliance, Orc or Dwarf, you are at the apex of your gaming career. The coolest raiment available from the Coilfang Reservoir to Karazhan, this shirt is the endgame to your endgame.

My Other Shirt is +5 Chainmail

You can't wear your +5 chainmail everywhere, can you? Here's the shirt you need when it's in the laundry or lost in your room.

Let The Games Begin

By Imperial Dictate, let all who would game strap on their swords, equip their most fortunate dice, and show up on time with a six-pack of mountain dew or a bag of chips!

Shirt of Death

Beware my flaming sword! Beware my mystic gauntlets! But most of all, beware my Shirt of Death, for its power is as absolute as it is inevitable!

Blue Eyes / Grey Eyes

"It says I have blue, but I decided I wanted grey eyes"

If you're a true Summoner Geek, you know the importance of eye-color choice in your role-playing success.

I'm Attacking The Darkness

Why are you casting magic missile? There's nothing to attack here, you Summoner Geek.

Settle This Like Gamers

"Let's settle this like gamers - and let the dice decide."

More Impressive With Armor On

Of course you can't stroll around town in full armor. Sometimes you're just out in jeans or shorts and a t-shirt - comfortable, but not exactly intimidating. This shirt will remind people that you'd be a force to reckon with, if you hadn't left your helmet and breastplate at home.

Shirt Of Protection

It may look like a normal t-shirt to certain lower level (or lower intelligence) individuals, and that's why it's important to warn them.

I Spell Fun D-&-D

Roll percentile dice to see if you should buy this shirt. Actually, if you even own percentile dice, you should buy this shirt.

I Spell Fun R-P-G

That's "role playing game," but of course you knew that, didn't you?