Prepare To Die

Are you seeking revenge on a man with six fingers on his right hand? Have you dedicated your life to the study of fencing? Are you not left-handed? Familiar with Bonetti's Defense and Agrippa? Then this is the shirt for you, my friend. Passing it up would be inconceivable.

Robe & Wizard Hat

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Jedi Mind Trick

You don't need to see his identification.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

He can go about his business.

Move along.

Level 70

You've reached the top. Horde or Alliance, Orc or Dwarf, you are at the apex of your gaming career. The coolest raiment available from the Coilfang Reservoir to Karazhan, this shirt is the endgame to your endgame.

lrn2play

No skilz? Better lrn2play, and come back tomorrow.

Jolly Roger

Avast, ye scurvy dogs. If the best skull & crossbones ye be searchin' for, look no further. Put away your treasure map, matey, ye've struck it rich here!

Fifteen shirts on the dead man's chest --
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest --
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum