He's Dead, Jim

Perhaps Dr. "Bones" McCoy's most famous quote - that tricorder presided over the deaths of untold nameless crew members and minor aliens.

Prepare To Die

Are you seeking revenge on a man with six fingers on his right hand? Have you dedicated your life to the study of fencing? Are you not left-handed? Familiar with Bonetti's Defense and Agrippa? Then this is the shirt for you, my friend. Passing it up would be inconceivable.

Mental Telepathy

We already know you'll like this shirt. And we know your size, mailing address and credit card number. But we're also seeing that you'd be mad if we shattered your illusion of free will, so we'll wait for you to order it yourself.

Döner Kebab

Without a doubt, the best of all the lamb- or mutton-based German fast foods that originated in Turkey and which are served wrapped in flat bread. Someday you'll be able to order a McDöner - until then, here's your shirt (red cabbage not included).

Ceiling Cat

O NOES, IM IN UR CEILING, WATCHIN U MASTRB8!!11! A cat... in your ceiling... watching you... judging you. You never see it coming. But it always sees you coming. Ceiling cat disapproves.

Nuke The Site From Orbit

Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Even if this installation does have a substantial dollar value attached to it.