It's a Trap

The wise and observant words of the Supreme Commander of the Rebel Fleet, Admiral Ackbar. A useful phrase in many situations (e.g., whenever you're ambushed by the Imperial Navy).

Replicant

Replicants are like any other machine. They're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem.

What Would Ripley Do?

Q: What would Ripley do? A: Duct tape a pulse rifle to a flamethrower, nuke the site from orbit, and hop in a powerloader to kick some alien bitch out the airlock! If they don't like it, they can bill you!

Gun Kata

The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire.

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

These are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak. Racially, he's pretty cool, you might ask? No, no, no. They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Inner city children of promise, but without the necessary means for a higher education.

Prepare To Die

Are you seeking revenge on a man with six fingers on his right hand? Have you dedicated your life to the study of fencing? Are you not left-handed? Familiar with Bonetti's Defense and Agrippa? Then this is the shirt for you, my friend. Passing it up would be inconceivable.

Donnie's Deadline

If a Tangent Universe occurs, it will be highly unstable, sustaining itself for no longer than several weeks.

28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.

Price is Wrong

A handy phrase whenever you kick Bob Barker's ass. Just make sure you can keep him down.

Stormtrooper

Sure they're not a very good shot with a blaster (unless it's really Luke or Han in disguise, of course), but you have to admit: the mask is intimidating. (Note that the women's size of this shirt comes in white, and is NOT a ringer)

Minimum Flair

Whether you work at Chotchkie's or not, you can express yourself just fine. And you don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.

Trekkie

This is the t-shirt of the silhouette of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new wearers and new civilizations; to boldly go where no shirt has gone before.

Nuke The Site From Orbit

Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Even if this installation does have a substantial dollar value attached to it.

Rekall, Inc.

Do you dream of a vacation at the bottom of the ocean? But you can’t float the bill?

Have you always wanted to climb the mountains of Mars? But now you’re over the hill?

Then come to Rekall, Incorporated. Where you can buy the memory of your ideal vacation. Cheaper, safer and better than the real thing. So don’t let life pass you by. Call Rekall. For the memory... of a lifetime.

I Speak Jive

"'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!"
"Oh stewardess - I speak jive... He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him."
The shirt for all jive ass interpreters.

I'll Be Back

"I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told that she's here; could I see her please?" Whenever a badass cyborg assassin from the future asks you something like that, don't be difficult. You may run them off at first, but rest assured: they'll be back.

Precious Made Us

If this excuse worked for Gollum, maybe it'll work for you!

Peace Through Superior Firepower

"I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher." - Corporal Dwayne Hicks

Printed on a heather gray shirt, like the original in the movie. Also available printed on solid dark gray.

He's Dead, Jim

Perhaps Dr. "Bones" McCoy's most famous quote - that tricorder presided over the deaths of untold nameless crew members and minor aliens.

Born a Poor Black Child

Something to wear when the new phone book arrives. Something to wear when searching for a new job. Something to keep you from looking like The Jerk at parties.

Emotions Are Alien To Me

The immortal words of Mr. Spock still ring true two centuries before he speaks them. And tricorder readings show them to be completely logical and valid.

Live Long And Prosper

Rumor has it that Leonard Nimoy originally wanted Spock's catchphrase to be, "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Thankfully he settled on this instead.

Jedi Mind Trick

You don't need to see his identification.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

He can go about his business.

Move along.

Mark It Zero

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain. Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? MARK IT ZERO!

Two Sizes Too Small

Every Who down in Who-ville liked this t-shirt a lot... But the Grinch, who lived just north of Who-ville, did NOT.

The Grinch hated this t-shirt! The whole t-shirt season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

Donnie's Deadline [misprint]

If a Tangent Universe occurs, it will be highly unstable, sustaining itself for no longer than several weeks.

28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.

We had trouble getting this design to print the way we wanted, so we're selling these early misprints for almost nothing. See photos of the final shirt on our blog.