Pi

If you think math is cooler than numerology, or even if you're just trying to pick a favorite number, this is the shirt for you. And yes, that's the digits of pi in the background (see this close-up).

What Would Steve Do?

Some examples of the Zen of Steve:

"It's really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people don't know what they want until you show it to them."

"Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower."

"Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?"

"I'm as proud of what we don't do as I am of what we do."

Mad Scientist

It's alive! It's alive! IT'S ALIVE! Bwa ha ha ha ha! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ahem.

Statistical Anomaly

Maybe you're way above average, or maybe you're way below average. It all depends on the Y axis.

Geek Inside

16 THz Octa-Core CPU (overclocked) / 36 PB RAM / hot-swappable RAID 101 array / fiber optic bus / liquid cooling system / 10 nanometer fab / full plug-and-play support / IQ 130-200

Javaholic

Whether you're hooked on the kind of java you drink, the kind of Java you code, or both - this is the highly-caffeinated shirt for you.

PEBKAC

PEBKAC == Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. That is, the number one cause of computer trouble: operator error.

Binary Geek

Yes, that's "Geek" in binary. Geek.

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium

Thanks to phosphorous, "P" was taken, leaving "K" for potassium (obviously)...

Power

Feeling powerless? Try this on for size, and at least you'll be able to turn yourself on (or off).

vi oldskool

A big shout-out for the all the old school homies who are smart enough to kick it vi-style. Command mode, yo; what? what? If you've ever typed "ESC-j-j-j-i" into a Word document, this is your shirt; serious.

Commodore Loader

Forget these newfangled, expensive games the kids play these days! Dust off your Commodore-64, throw the floppy for Archon, M.U.L.E. or Ultima III into your 1541 floppy drive, and enter this magic invocation.

They Use Photoshop

They may or may not perform medical experiments on eccentric rednecks, but they are here, they are among us, and they use Photoshop.

Robe & Wizard Hat

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.