Today only: ‘He’s Dead, Jim’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 22nd, 2012 by admin
He
Perhaps Dr. “Bones” McCoy’s most famous quote – that tricorder presided over the deaths of untold nameless crew members and minor aliens.

He’s Dead, Jim is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

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Today only: ‘Nipple Pinch’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 21st, 2012 by admin
Nipple Pinch
Every time a man’s nipple is pinched, a midget is born. Prove it’s not true!

Nipple Pinch is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

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Today only: ‘Stormtrooper’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 20th, 2012 by admin
Stormtrooper
Sure they’re not a very good shot with a blaster (unless it’s really Luke or Han in disguise, of course), but you have to admit: the mask is intimidating. (Note that the women’s size of this shirt comes in white, and is NOT a ringer)

Stormtrooper is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

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Today only: ‘Medieval On Your Ass’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 19th, 2012 by admin
Medieval On Your Ass
O beloved brethren, I solemnly enjoin thee not to shrink from my good intent, through base change of heart, lest thee be deplorably afflicted by barbaric fury. Or, said elsewise, I’ll go to work on thee with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. Thou hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with thee by a damn sight.

Medieval On Your Ass is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

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Today only: ‘What Would Ripley Do?’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 18th, 2012 by admin
What Would Ripley Do?
Q: What would Ripley do? A: Duct tape a pulse rifle to a flamethrower, nuke the site from orbit, and hop in a powerloader to kick some alien bitch out the airlock! If they don’t like it, they can bill you!

What Would Ripley Do? is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

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Today only: ‘Prepare To Die (Blue)’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 17th, 2012 by admin
Prepare To Die (Blue)
Are you seeking revenge on a man with six fingers on his right hand? Have you dedicated your life to the study of fencing? Are you not left-handed? Familiar with Bonetti’s Defense and Agrippa? Then this is the shirt for you, my friend. Passing it up would be inconceivable.

Also available on a brown shirt.

Prepare To Die (Blue) is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

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Today only: ‘I’m Attacking The Darkness’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 16th, 2012 by admin
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Why are you casting magic missile? There’s nothing to attack here, you Summoner Geek.

I’m Attacking The Darkness is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

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Today only: ‘I Speak Jive’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 15th, 2012 by admin
I Speak Jive
“‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up… tight me!”

“Oh stewardess – I speak jive… He said that he’s in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.”

The shirt for all jive ass interpreters.

I Speak Jive is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

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Today only: ‘lrn2play’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 14th, 2012 by admin
lrn2play
No skilz? Better lrn2play, and come back tomorrow.

lrn2play is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

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Today only: ‘Shirt of Death’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 13th, 2012 by admin
Shirt of Death
Beware my flaming sword! Beware my mystic gauntlets! But most of all, beware my Shirt of Death, for its power is as absolute as it is inevitable!

Shirt of Death is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

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