O NOES, IM IN UR CEILING, WATCHIN U MASTRB8!!11!
A cat… in your ceiling… watching you… judging you. You never see it coming. But it always sees you coming. Ceiling cat disapproves.
Ceiling Cat is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!