Far Out News

Gone Out of Business

admin — Tue, 01 Jan 2013 18:59:04 +0000

For lo, these many months we’ve been “going out of business”. That is no longer the case, as we have now completed that process and are — except for small print-on-demand traces at SpreadShirt — gone out of business.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Today only: ‘Donnie’s Deadline’, Just $2.50

admin — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 11:00:01 +0000

If a Tangent Universe occurs, it will be highly unstable, sustaining itself for no longer than several weeks.

28 days… 6 hours… 42 minutes… 12 seconds. That… is when the world… will end.

Donnie’s Deadline is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘All Kinds of Guns’, Just $2.50

admin — Sun, 30 Dec 2012 11:00:01 +0000

All Kinds of Guns For All Kinds of People – embrace the diversity!

All Kinds of Guns is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘Nuke The Site From Orbit’, Just $2.50

admin — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 11:00:02 +0000

Let’s just bug out and call it even, OK? I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. Even if this installation does have a substantial dollar value attached to it.

Nuke The Site From Orbit is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘Mental Telepathy’, Just $2.50

admin — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 11:00:01 +0000

We already know you’ll like this shirt. And we know your size, mailing address and credit card number. But we’re also seeing that you’d be mad if we shattered your illusion of free will, so we’ll wait for you to order it yourself.

Mental Telepathy is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘Ronald McJoker’, Just $2.50

admin — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 11:00:03 +0000

We believe this city deserves a better class of t-shirt, and we’re gonna give it to them. We believe you deserve a break today. And we believe whatever doesnât kill you simply makes you. . . stranger.

Ronald McJoker is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘Low Hit Points’, Just $2.50

admin — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 11:00:02 +0000

I know what you’re thinking: ‘Does he have six hit points, or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, PUNK?

Low Hit Points is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘More Impressive With Armor On’, Just $2.50

admin — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 11:00:02 +0000

Of course you can’t stroll around town in full armor. Sometimes you’re just out in jeans or shorts and a t-shirt – comfortable, but not exactly intimidating. This shirt will remind people that you’d be a force to reckon with, if you hadn’t left your helmet and breastplate at home.

More Impressive With Armor On is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘Raptor Jesus’, Just $2.50

admin — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 11:00:02 +0000

It turns out the Bible is way off on the whole time scale thing. And yes, Jesus was, in fact, a carnivorous dinosaur. And he and his entire dinosaur race went extinct, so that we might live.

Raptor Jesus is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘Donnie’s Deadline [misprint]‘, Just $2.50

admin — Sun, 23 Dec 2012 11:00:02 +0000

If a Tangent Universe occurs, it will be highly unstable, sustaining itself for no longer than several weeks.

28 days… 6 hours… 42 minutes… 12 seconds. That… is when the world… will end.

We had trouble getting this design to print the way we wanted, so we’re selling these early misprints for almost nothing. See photos of the final shirt on our blog.

Donnie’s Deadline [misprint] is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!