Ellen Ripley returns - believe it or not!

Esteemed cinematic artists James Cameron, Sigourney Weaver and Andy Samberg have created a new masterpiece in the film genre known as "science fiction". (Blurg insists it is comedic, but I fail to see the humor in such a gripping tale.)

In honor of the return of Ellen Ripley to motion pictures, all our Aliens-inspired shirts are on sale until Jan. 23.

Aired on the United States television show "Saturday Night Live" (though inexplicably unviewable in other political divisions of your planet, please enjoy this short video entertainment: LASERCATS 5.