New Shopping Cart in Beta
Attention human shoppers of our upper-body garments.
In order to offer you more sophisticated buying options, such as "coupons" and "freebies" and "BOGO", our engineering staff has developed a new "shopping cart" system. It should work like the shopping cart systems of the trillions of other shopping outlets available from your Internet-capable personal computers.
If it does not work correctly in any way, please contact us at once. Your effort will be rewarded.
For a very limited time, all shirts will be deeply discounted. This is to entice more rapid consumption and allow us to verify that shopping functionality is unimpeded. Thank you for your continued cooperation.
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UPDATE: The limit of the limited time has been reached. Gratitude extended to all test subjects/"customers". Prices returned to normal for now. Keep vigilant watch for forthcoming additional discounts.
In order to offer you more sophisticated buying options, such as "coupons" and "freebies" and "BOGO", our engineering staff has developed a new "shopping cart" system. It should work like the shopping cart systems of the trillions of other shopping outlets available from your Internet-capable personal computers.
If it does not work correctly in any way, please contact us at once. Your effort will be rewarded.
For a very limited time, all shirts will be deeply discounted. This is to entice more rapid consumption and allow us to verify that shopping functionality is unimpeded. Thank you for your continued cooperation.
END COMMUNICATION
UPDATE: The limit of the limited time has been reached. Gratitude extended to all test subjects/"customers". Prices returned to normal for now. Keep vigilant watch for forthcoming additional discounts.
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