Vote On Proposed Design, Ronald McJoker
Attention puny, fickle inhabitants of Earth.
We have received orders from the S15B Area Council on Imperial Explortation that all new shirt garment designs must be "market-tested" prior to their production.
This is due, they tell us, to the "unacceptable waste of resources" represented by previous designs. They do not mention clever yet poor-selling ventures like "I'll Be Back", but all of us here at Production Base Oolphå know what they're referring to.
Therefore, before additional garments can be introduced, we must subject you People to additional testing. Please consider this proposed design, opine upon it, and answer 3 multiple choice questions regarding it. If enough of you People like it, we'll manufacture it.
Take the survey for "Ronald McJoker" now.
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We have received orders from the S15B Area Council on Imperial Explortation that all new shirt garment designs must be "market-tested" prior to their production.
This is due, they tell us, to the "unacceptable waste of resources" represented by previous designs. They do not mention clever yet poor-selling ventures like "I'll Be Back", but all of us here at Production Base Oolphå know what they're referring to.
Therefore, before additional garments can be introduced, we must subject you People to additional testing. Please consider this proposed design, opine upon it, and answer 3 multiple choice questions regarding it. If enough of you People like it, we'll manufacture it.
Take the survey for "Ronald McJoker" now.
END COMMUNICATION
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