Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Mad Scientist (updated)

Another design gets the touch-up treatment: "Mad Scientist".

Before:
Mad Scientist (old)

After:
Mad Scientist (new)

It's alive! It's alive! IT'S ALIVE! Bwa ha ha ha ha! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ahem.

In Geek

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Far Out Manufacturing (beta)

Manufacturing Beta Program
beta -- n. -- Mostly working, but still under test... Anything that is new and experimental.

At long last, the wait is over. We're making our own shirts!

Well, kind of. We're starting to, anyway.

Think of it as a beta program. While we work out the kinks in our ordering and shipping processes, we have 3 of our best-selling designs (Mark It Zero, Cthulhu For President and Roll To See If I'm Drunk) available to order directly, for a special, discounted price.

We accept payment through PayPal, from a PayPal account or any credit card they accept.

We'll ship worldwide soon, but for now we can only ship to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Western Europe, Australia and New Zealand.

Lastly, you can't order these shirts along with any of other, CafePress-made shirts. If you do, you'll have to pay separate shipping on the two orders, because one's coming from us, and one's coming from CafePress.

Read all these exact same words again on the beta page. Then buy early and often and tell us how it went!

Update: In response to questions (beta feedback!), here's a short summary of current shipping costs that I just added to the beta page. These are just prices for shipping 1 or 2 shirts; more shirts would cost more to ship, of course.

Country 1 shirt 2 shirts
Continental U.S.$4.60$7.60
Canada $7.15$11.25
UK & Western Europe$10.40 $16.80
Australia & New Zealand $10.10 $21.70

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Two Wrongs


Two Wrongs


Two strawberries are in the shower. One says to the other, "Will you pass the shampoo?" The second replies, "What do you think I am, your typewriter?"

In: Far Out

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Gun Kata

We've been doing a lot of behind-the-scenes work getting ready to make and ship our own shirts. But here is a little something for right now. After many refinements, revisions and touch-ups, we give you, unveiled in its perfection: Gun Kata.


Gun Kata


The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire.

In: Movies & TV