Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Stormtrooper

Yet another cool new design. A must for Star Wars fans everywhere, whether you became one in 1977, or 1999.


Stormtrooper


Sure they're not a very good shot with a blaster (unless it's really Luke or Han in disguise, of course), but you have to admit: the mask is intimidating.

In: Movies & TV

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Mark It Zero on YouTube

Mark It Zero
To celebrate the outstanding sales of our Mark It Zero shirt, here's a sweet little fan video remix of scenes from The Big Lebowski. (The "mark it zero" line itself is at the end; from about 3:30 on.)

(Note: video not suitable for work, church or day-care centers with children under five.)

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Fight Fight Fight

A new shirt for all you Ultimate Fighters out there:


Fight Fight Fight


"When the enemy makes a quick attack, you must attack strongly and calmly, aim for his weak point as he draws near, and strongly defeat him." -- Miyamoto Musashi, The Book of Five Rings

In: Fight Club

Saturday, April 07, 2007

April's Free Shirt Winner

Congratulations to Alex, the lucky winner of April's free shirt drawing. Or is it March's drawing? To be honest, I've let the drawing (and newsletter) deadlines slide a little, so let's just round this up and call it April's, okay?

Same with the newsletter that just went out. We'll call a spade a spade, and admit it is the April newsletter, and just skip having a March newsletter (since February's went out in March anyway... ;-).

Alex's brand new On Fire shirt has been shipped from Cafe Press and is on its way. That means the slate of drawing entries is wiped clean. To enter for the next drawing (to be held the first week of May, I promise ;-), sign up now!

(Note that newsletter subscriptions are not wiped out each month, so there's no need to re-subscribe to that each month. It doesn't hurt if you do, but it's not necessary.)

Quit Looking (updated)

We've touched up (so to speak) another shirt.

Before:
Quit Looking at my Tits

After:
Quit Looking At My Tits

They're real, and they're spectacular. Hypnotizing, even. But that doesn't give people a license to gawk.

In Attitude

Friday, April 06, 2007

Shuriken


Shuriken


My ninja master once gave me an astrology lesson, by making the stars align -- right up my ass. I still have the scars to prove his amazing shuriken-jutsu technique.

In: Fight Club

Enterprise Silhouette is Back

Enterprise Silhouette
Back -- for (probably) a limited time -- our best-selling Enterprise Silhouette shirt. We went ahead and removed the other Trekkie silhouettes, as they were never nearly as popular anyway.

As detailed in a previous post, the Trekkie shirts were yanked by Cafe Press early this year. So buy early and buy often! This ever-so-slightly modified Enterprise silhouette image is living on borrowed time, until one of their Copyright Commandos flags it.

(In case you're wondering, we're still working toward making and shipping our own shirts, but we're just not there yet. Stay tuned to this blog, or the newsletter, and you'll be the first to know.)

Monday, April 02, 2007

Invader


Invader


Pathetic humans, show support for your local invader, and wear the proud emblem of the glorious Irken army. Do this and be spared a slow and painful death.

In: Movies & TV