Commodore Loader

Forget these newfangled, expensive games the kids play these days! Dust off your Commodore-64, throw the floppy for Archon, M.U.L.E. or Ultima III into your 1541 floppy drive, and enter this magic invocation.

In: Geek

Minor Site Changes

Just so you know: we've adjusted the images in the left-hand navigation bar of the main Far Out Shirts site. Nothing too major, but if it looks funky in your browser, bang on the refresh button a couple of times and think happy thoughts.

Hunter (updated)

We've updated this classic shirt, adding new hunting technology that we recently learned of. Apparently, spears are no longer the state of the art.

Before:


And after:


Just because you spend more time tracking down things on Google than you do stalking wild game, that doesn't make you any less of a hunter.

In Fight Club

Nerf Pirates

Our 189th shirt:




10 out of 10 ninjas agree - pirates are overpowered, and should be nerfed with the next patch.

In: Gamer

Mark It Zero

From the classic Big Lebowski scene, we give you this new shirt. Well, not exactly new; if you've been on the main site, you've seen it out there for almost a month. I put off advertising it much, because the first version of it that we put up was yanked by CafePress. They seem to be okay with this slightly modified version, so far...

It's perfect for the gun-toting bowlers in your life, especially when they're in league games.




You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain. Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? MARK IT ZERO!

In: Movies & TV

It's A Trap

This is one we're afraid that the Overzealous Copyright Overlords at CafePress may have problems with, so if you like it, don't put off buying it...



The wise and observant words of the Supreme Commander of the Rebel Fleet, Admiral Ackbar. A useful phrase in many situations (e.g., whenever you're ambushed by the Imperial Navy).

In: Movies & TV

Laughing Che

Sure, Che - we know you think that the socio-economic inequalities of the world call for guerrilla resistance and revolution. But you don't have to be so serious about it all the time. Lighten up, Che!

In: Political

February's Free Shirt Winner

Well, it's a little late, but we had our drawing for February the other day, and we have a winner! Congratulations to "floralesley", a lucky Canadian who will soon be cooler than ever in a free new My Other Shirt Is +5 Chainmail shirt.

Monthly drawing entries are only good for one month, so you know what that means: time to sign up for next month's free shirt giveaway!

And if you'd like to see what issue two of our newsletter looks like (which you can subscribe to when you enter the drawing, if you want) here's the February issue.

Cthulhu For President

Presenting the shirt of Great Cthulhu's dreams:



The amateurs, Democrats, Republicans, etc., have had their chance. And though lately some of them have been pretty evil, none can compare to the Dread Cthulhu. Vote for Him! Then the liberated Old Ones will teach mankind new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth will flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom. The stars are right!

In: Political