vi oldskool

Our 181st design, for the hardcore *nix playas.




A big shout-out for the all the old school homies who are smart enough to kick it vi-style. Command mode, yo; what? what? If you've ever typed "ESC-j-j-j-i" into a Word document, this is your shirt; serious.

In: Geek

Announcing: Monthly Freebie

We're excited to announce a far out new feature at Far Out Shirts: a monthly drawing for a free shirt.

Okay, here's the deal. We're giving away a shirt to some lucky person every month. It could be you. But if you don't enter, then, well, probably not.

If you win, you can pick any of our shirts you want, and we'll ship it to you for free. We just need your email address, so we can contact you if you win.

We're also going to be offering an email newsletter, for all of you who would rather find out about new Far Out Shirt designs via email, instead of this weblog and it's RSS news feed. More coming soon about that; but for now you can subscribe to the newsletter at the same time as you enter the monthly drawing (of course, you don't have to subscribe to enter).

On Fire

If you're smoking, you'd better be on fire. Because that other kind of smoking is, you know, bad for you.

In: Attitude

Two Sizes Too Small

Our 179th new design is sure to be a holiday classic, but it's also good year-round.




Every Who down in Who-ville liked this t-shirt a lot... But the Grinch, who lived just north of Who-ville, did NOT.

The Grinch hated this t-shirt! The whole t-shirt season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

In: Movies & TV

I Believe - UFO

Check it out - number 178:




We present an unusual fashion opportunity, direct from our undisclosed factory outsourcers - this unique formfitting outfit, guaranteed to upset former opponents.

In: Far Out

Ninjas Killed My Family

Brand new, our 177th new design.




Luckily, they chose to adopt you as a member of the clan, and raise you to adulthood in absolute secrecy. Now you are one of the them, and your next mission involves the death of a few irritating pirates...

In: Gamer