New "Dark" Colors

Who knows when Cafe Press sneaked this out on us? But they did. Even though we've named all our black shirts "Black T-Shirt", they are actually available in an array of dark shades:

The names are a little violent for me, but if the military wants to battle the navy with heat-seeking cardinals, who am I to complain?

You can see this in action on any of our black shirts; for example, Pottersville (which, just by the way, is a totally awesome shirt to have on hand for the upcoming holidays).

Free Shipping on $50+

Look, I'll be honest with you. We don't make many sales over $50. But if you do buy 3 shirts or more, Cafe Press will give you free shipping on the order. The offer is now through Dec. 20.

So if you were waiting for a cosmic signal before you bought awesome Trekkie shirts for everyone you work/game/sleep/ with, this is it. Now is the perfect time.

We're Baaaaack

Well, we never really left. I mean, we left this time, but we didn't leave our physical location. And if it hadn't been for Last Officer's insistence that the villagers learn how to make espresso, we would've been back exactly one second after we left, and nobody would have ever noticed.

So, anyway... does anyone know how to get blood, mulberry and ochre stains out of cotton? I thought Tide might have done it, but no such luck. Maybe that shaman put something else in there.