Puppet of the Hidden Masters

Brand new, our 176th original design:




Ever feel like you're losing control? The good news is, you're not. The bad news is, it's because you never had control in the first place. Think you're doing anything out of free will? That's just what they want you to think. But one thing's certain - they don't want you to buy this shirt. But it's time to break free from your bondage and assert your independence! Buy it now!

In: Far Out

Hunter & Gatherer

Two new ones today. Sold separately, but also a perfect matching pair. Could even do as a Halloween getup, in a pinch.




Just because you spend more time tracking down things on Google than you do stalking wild game, that doesn't make you any less of a hunter.




Could you pick these up on the way home? Some nuts, berries (the blue ones are good still), and some of that tasty new root Fræda told us about. Thanks, hon.

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Ouija Pro

Now that you've come to, and the séance is over, remember the message of the ouija board: B U Y T H I S F A R O U T S H I R T

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