Announcing: Custom Designs

Today I'd like to publicly announce a New Thing from Far Out Shirts: custom designs.

Of course you love our current designs - who doesn't? And you'll love the future designs down the road - why wouldn't you? But what if you want something specific? And what if you also happen to want at least 100 shirts with that something specific on it? Well, have we got a deal for you!

We think this will work great for anybody that wants some promotional t-shirts, either to sell or to give away, but they don't quite have the artistic chops to pull it off. Clip-art can only take you so far, after all.

You can read the details, but here's the basic deal: we'll design a shirt for you for free, as long as you commit to buying at least 100 of them from us.

So if you're in a band, for example, and you want tour shirts; we can do that. Or maybe you need shirts for a Star Trek convention; we can do that. Perhaps your company put you in charge of this year's leg-wrestling contest, and you need commemorative shirts; we can do that, too.

Check it out, and you tell us what our next big design will be.

Updated: I'm Like A SuperVillain...

One of our classic shirts, re-designed (picture of original here). Now available on black.



Doom, the Dread Dormammu, and even the Mighty Galactus quake before my sinister power! At least they do when i shake the comic just right.

In Attitude

Back To Reality

Brand new, shirt number 172:



As Philip K. Dick said, reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. Now snap out of it, and get back to yours.

In: Far Out

Mental Telepathy

Brand new, our 171st original design:



We already know you'll like this shirt. And we know your size, mailing address and credit card number. But we're also seeing that you'd be mad if we shattered your illusion of free will, so we'll wait for you to order it yourself.

In: Far Out

Medieval On Your Ass

Introducing number 170:



O beloved brethren, I solemnly enjoin thee not to shrink from my good intent, through base change of heart, lest thee be deplorably afflicted by barbaric fury. Or, said elsewise, I'll go to work on thee with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. Thou hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with thee by a damn sight.

In: Gamer

Far Out Shirts Dot Com, Four Point Oh

At incredibly long last, we've finished YABSR (Yet Another Big Site Redesign). We proudly present: FarOutShirts.com version 4.0.

You may need to hit your browser's refresh or reload button a time or two, to make sure you're getting the latest and greatest. And it is great, if we do say so ourselves. ;-)

Geek Inside

Brand new, our 169th design:



16 THz Octa-Core CPU (overclocked) / 36 PB RAM / hot-swappable RAID 101 array / fiber optic bus / liquid cooling system / 10 nanometer fab / full plug-and-play support / IQ 130-200

In: Geek

lrn2play

Those of you who can count - unlike me - know that this is the 168th new design. That last one was 167. (Maybe I need a "lrn2count" shirt.)




No skilz? Better lrn2play, and come back tomorrow.

In: Gamer

Homo Mofo

Brand new, our 168th new desgin:




So, yo one bad mofo. And yo gay. This shirt takes yo gansta style to the next level. Put it on, and walk yo walk. Yo.

In: Gay

Javaholic

The newest original design for your consideration:



Whether you're hooked on the kind of java you drink, the kind of Java you code, or both - this is the highly-caffeinated shirt for you.

In: Geek

Ebay Auction Reminder

Don't forget that shirt auction; it ends tomorrow night (Saturday, 8/5) at 7:30 PT.

If it ended right now, some lucky bidder named "zenaidapr" would get that brand new shirt $19 for $0.55, and free shipping...

Update: It ended with that same lucky bidder winning, but not before the price got jacked up all the way to $2.25. So congrats to "zenaidapr" on a great deal, and enjoy the shirt!

Sale: Free Shipping on $50

There's a "back-to-school" sale going on with our partner, Cafe Press. If you buy $50 or more of stuff, they'll ship it to you free.

Yeah, I know: "whoo!" Big sale, there. But hey, if you were going to buy 3 shirts at once (you'd be the first person ever for us!), and they were going to be the nicer ones, such that your total would indeed be greater than $50, and you're going to do it before August 14, then you might as well save the five bucks shipping. If that's you, enter code "BTS2006" when you check out at Cafe Press.