Cthulhu Lives

Brand new - our 244th design:




Heed the call of the dread Cthulhu! Heed all who would be doomed, but serve a final and inevitable purpose! Heed ye acolytes of the Great Old One who sleeps beneath the waves in sunken R'lyeh. Heed the call of the dread Cthulhu! Cthulhu lives!

In: Paranormal

Super Mac Offline

In case you've gone looking for it, the shirt with that cool new Super Mac design is offline. We're in tender, loving negotiations with our shirt provider, Cafe Press, about whether it infringes on Apple's trademark. Sorry for the inconvenience. Hopefully we'll have it back online soon.

I'm going to take it off of the site, but I'll leave the picture in the previous post.

:-(

Super Mac

Brand new - our 243rd design:



Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird... it’s a plane... it’s SuperMac!

Faster than a speeding virus! More powerful than a quadruple espresso! Able to PhotoShop tall buildings in a single bound!

In: Computational

UPDATE: this design is offline (temporarily, we hope)

Pi Close-Up

We told you back in December of last year about our design "Pi". It's been one of our most popular shirts since then.

And as it says in the description, the background is the digits of pi. Here, at long last, is a close-up image to prove it:

Eclipse Sucks

Brand new - our 242nd design:


front

(This is a two-sided shirt; don't miss the back!) Eclipse, Eclipse, how do we hate thee? Let us count the ways: each extra level of abstraction, times the options, times the menus, times the number of shortcuts to each option and menu, times the number of other things you can use it for besides a Java IDE, times the number of uber-geeks you have to know to set the damn thing up, equals: infinity!


back

Here's the full text of the back, and some image close-ups:

"The first version was the worst. And the second version, that was the worst too. The third version I didn't enjoy at all. After that it went into sort of a decline." -- Marvin, the paranoid android

"Eclipse is the root of all evil (or at least most of it) in programming." -- D. Knuth

"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave." -- HAL 9000

"I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for usablity." -- Mr. Spock

• Thousands of confusing features
  
• Configuration nightmare
  
• More key-bindings
  
• Hierarchically nested meta-perspectives
  
• Menus on top of menus
  
• Features you'll never use
  
• Even more key-bindings
  
• 6% of your time will be VERY efficient
  
• Asymptotically approaches being usable

DOWNLOAD FREE COPY NOW* ** ***
* free prozac sample with every pro installation (we put the 'pro' in prozac!)
** no longer supported on Macintosh due to philosophical differences
*** customer support / suicide hotline (800-LUV-PAIN)

In: Computational

Wreaking Havoc

Some days you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed. One of those days, when you wish that you were a giant robot from space, laying waste to a sprawling city that is strategic to your goal of galactic domination!!!

In: Gamer