Weirdo Liberal & Scary Republican

No matter your political affiliation - weirdo or scary - we've got you covered.




For all you democrats, misfits, and your accursed kind - a shirt that owns up to your wierdness, and wears it proudly.




Beware of villagers carrying torches when you wear this one!

In: Politics

Nips

If you don't get it, just try it on!

In: Random

Game Or Die

Brand new - our 239th design:




Give me gaming or give me death!

In: Gamer

Communist

If republicans and democrats aren't doing it for you, then experimentation may be in order.

In: Politics

Do Not Touch Me

That's right. Keep your distance. No shoulder rubs, no back-patting, no warm embrace. Just back the f*ck off.

In: Random

Doing the Devil's Work

Doing the Devil's work, in God's name. Lying, check; cheating, check; stealing, check; coveting, check; killing, check. Maybe GOP stands for God's Opposites' Party.

In: Politics

Who Jesus Loves and Hates

Pretty straightforward, really. And where else can you get quality, screenprinted theology?

In: Religiosophy

M41-A Pulse Rifles

The best weapon ever made, from the best movie ever made: Aliens. Available in your choice of crisp, bright Class-B uniform white or dark, concealing black ops black.




Standard issue to the Colonial Marines, and Private Hudson's personal favorite.




In: Movie

Let's Cyber

Brand new - our 238th design:




Can't find your soulmate online? Well, maybe you should lower your standards.

In: Computational

I'm Attacking The Darkness

Brand new - our 237th design:




Why are you casting magic missile? There's nothing to attack here, you Summoner Geek.

In: Gamer

Defiant Silhouette

Brand new - our 236th design:




Designed in 2366, this t-shirt was the first of what was to be a new class of heavily armed Federation clothing. This shirt was also granted special dispensation to carry a Romulan cloaking device.

In: Trekkie

Level 60

Brand new - our 235th design:




You've reached the top. Horde or Alliance, Orc or Dwarf, you are at the apex of your gaming career. Why not shout it out loud, and let the world know of your grand accomplishment? And because you have nothing better to do until Starcraft II comes out.

In: Gamer

Gun Nut

If you're a gun nut, this shirt is right on target.

In: Guns

See Other Side

This our only two-sided shirt - though it says the same thing on front and back. :-)




No, the other side...

In: Random

Puppetmaster

You know somebody's pulling the strings on that dummy...

In: Politics

Left My Platemail Back At The Castle

"I left my +4 Platemail of Invincibility back at the castle". It's not that you don't have it, it's just that you don't have it with you.

In: Gamer

Big Bang

The Big Bang is a consequence of the observed Hubble's law velocities of distant galaxies that when taken together with the cosmological principle imply that space is expanding according to the Friedmann-Lemaître model of general relativity. And this is a coolest shirt made since then.

In: Laboratory

Void Where Prohibited

Void where prohibited. Also: some assembly required, batteries not included, contents may settle during shipment, use only as directed and no other warranty expressed or implied.

In: Random

It's a Butch Thing

Brand new - our 234th design:




...not a Cassidy or a Sundance Kid thing.

In: Gayer

New Site Feature: Search

When you run a crazyhouse, especially a big one like ours that's always growing, it starts getting hard to find things. So we've added the online equivalent of a giant spotlight on top of the guard tower: search.

The search box is right there on the "brain-bar" on the left of every page, always handy to help pinpoint that one particular inmate, er, guest, who's been eluding you. Give it a try sometime!

Do Not Waste Time Reading This

Sorry, too late.

In: Random