Let The Game Begin

Brand new - our 233rd design:




By Imperial Dictate, let all who would game strap on their swords, equip their most fortunate dice, and show up on time with a six-pack of mountain dew or a bag of chips!

In: Gamer

1984 Redux

With apologies to Mr. Orwell - but in these times we live in, Newspeak is less fictitious every day.

In: Politics

Vivere Commune Est

Everybody lives, not everybody deserves to.

In: Religiosophy

Shirt of Invisibility

We sell a version that's activated, but the page for those is also invisible.

In: Gamer

Jolly Roger

Brand new - our 232nd design:




"This cool shirt on the dead man’s chest— Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest— Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!" - Treasure Island

In: Identity

Shirt of Death

Brand new - our 231st design:




Beware my flaming sword! Beware my mystic gauntlets! But most of all, beware my Shirt of Death, for its power is as absolute as it is inevitable!

In: Gamer

Not Bad For A Human

Bishop, Aliens.

In: Movie

Born a Poor Black Child

Something to wear when the new phone book arrives. Something to wear when searching for a new job. Something to keep you from looking like The Jerk at parties.

In: Movie

More Impressive With Armor On

I look more impressive with my armor on - but then again, who doesn't?

In: Gamer

I'm Not Evil

You want to be politically correct, especially with evil people. Who knows what they'll do if you offend them!

In: Religiosophy

Used

Describing: the shirt? You? Literally? Figuratively? Modern humanity? Yes.

In: Identity

Nice Pair

That's right. Real nice. Bet you'd like to get your hands on a pair like this.

In: Gamer

Think Outside The Box

Why keep thinking INSIDE the box, particularly when that box is a windows machine, and is, therefore, full to the brim with shit?

In: Random

Deprecated

In Java, "deprecated" code "is no longer important... it has been superseded and may cease to exist in the future." And we all know how that feels.

In: Computational

Shirt Of Protection

It may look like a normal t-shirt to certain lower level (or lower intelligence) individuals, and that's why it's important to warn them.

In: Gamer

Enemy

If you're not for me, you're against me!

In: Identity

Holy Jew

God made Christ a holy Jew
God made Him a Christian too
Paradoxes populate my car
Joseph beams with a feigned elan
From the shaggy dash of my furlined van
Famous cuckold in the master plan
- Plastic Jesus

In: Religiosophy

Coeur Robuste

Coeur Robuste, Poil Doux et Brilliant, Dents Saines - or, "Strong Heart, Soft, Shiny Coat, Healthy Teeth". Maybe all the French we know comes from Iams cat food bags, but if that's not the definition of good catch, what is?

In: Identity

Gay Series

A sampling of some of the fine and varied designs available in our Gay section. There are ten total; collect 'em all!




The kind of shirt Sandra Bernhard might wear.




George Takei wears this shirt to every Star Trek convention he attends, although admittedly it's always under another shirt.




Legend has it that the day after Billie Jean King kicked Bobby Riggs' ass in 1973, she sent a shirt like this to him. Legend doesn't divulge whether he wore it much.

See the rest, in: Gay

I Speak Jive

"'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!"

"Oh stewardess - I speak jive... He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him."

The shirt for all jive ass interpreters.

In: Movie

My Other Shirt is +5 Chainmail

You can't wear your +5 chainmail everywhere, can you? Here's the shirt you need when it's in the laundry or lost in your room.

In: Gamer

All Kinds of Guns

All Kinds of Guns For All Kinds of People - embrace the diversity!

In: Guns

My Other Shirt Is Back On The Ship

It happened to Kirk, it happened to Spock - let's face it, it happens to all of us.

In: Trekkie