My Alter Ego Is A Superhero

"My alter ego is a superhero with impressive muscles and cool powers and a cape"
But by day, you can wear this t-shirt.

In: Identity

Emotions Are Alien To Me

Brand new - our 228th design:



The immortal words of Mr. Spock still ring true two centuries before he speaks them. And tricorder readings show them to be completely logical and valid.

In: Trekkie

Nobody's Fool

Does this mean you're not a fool for anybody? Or that you are a fool but belong to nobody? Yes.

In: Identity

Roll To See If I'm Drunk

See also, Blue Eyes / Grey Eyes. And if you don't get either, go watch Summoner Geeks.



Another key aspect of gaming with Summoner Geeks: accurately determining intoxication levels.

In: Gamer

Nipple Pinch

Every time a man's nipple is pinched, a midget is born. Prove it's not true!

In: Random

True Colors

Red, white, and blue my ass! Black hearts and blood-covered hands reveal the true colors of the bad guys in charge these days!

In: Politics

Fairy Fucking Princess

For that special someone who farts fairy dust and puts her wand to interesting uses...

In: Grrrl

Hard Core Gamer

Color? Sure, we got color! Black, and white!




If this is what comes up when you roll two d-8s and a d-10, then this is for you.




In: Gamer

I Make Shit Up

Ask me anything. Let me tell you, I'll have an answer - and I guarantee it will be interesting.

In: Identity

Geek-Vision

Geek - the new chic. You have the power: explain megahertz to her; clean viruses for him; set up wireless for them. Embrace the horn-rims!

In: Computational

Look Into My Eyes

War is good. No such thing as a greenhouse. God loves only Americans. I read grown-up books. Believe me!

In: Politics

Last Day of CafePress Sale

Today, Jan. 19, is the last day to save $2 off $20 (coupon code JAN2) or $5 off $40 (coupon code JAN5).

Quit Looking At My Tits

They're real, and they're spectacular. But that doesn't give people a license to gawk.

In: Grrrl

Death Penalty For Spammers

You either hate 'em, or you hate 'em, but either way you have to agree: they suck.

In: Computational

Let's Settle This Like Gamers

"Let's settle this like gamers - and let the dice decide."

In: Gamer

It's a Bitch Thing

Don't try to figure it out. If you don't get it, you never will.

If, on the other hand, you do get it - then buy this shirt and lord your secret knowedge over the ignorant masses!

In: Grrrl

Grrrl

Introducing our newest category: "Grrrl". With the first shirt of the same name.




Sometimes you just feel like growling.

In: Grrrl

UNWANTED

Don't want him dead or alive. Just plain don't want him. If you see this feller, spit on his shoes and tell him to get out of town!

In: Politics

CafePress Sale Till 1/19

CafePress coupon codes, good on all our shirts. Enter either of these when you check out, and save a couple bucks:

• "JAN2" - $2 off $20
  
• "JAN5" - $5 off $40
  

Raptor Jesus

It turns out the Bible is way off on the whole time scale thing. And yes, Jesus was, in fact, a carnivorous dinosaur. And he and his entire dinosaur race went extinct, so that we might live.

In: Religiosophy

I Spell Fun R - P - G

Available in three clever styles. Collect 'em all!




That's "role playing game,"




but of course you knew that,




didn't you?

In: Gamer

Bitch

If the shoe fits...

Also makes a nice gift for the especially intense woman or gay man!

In: Identity

I Love Guns

What's cuter and more cuddly than a baby Glock, or a small frame S&W .357 magnum? Well, maybe an H&K P2000 SK in .40 caliber...

In: Guns

I18n-style Abbreviations

Lazy bureaucratic standards bodies aren't the only ones who can save time by replacing letters in words with the number of letters replaced.




Move over "i18n" and "l10n" - 'cause here comes one b1d m10r. [Hint: the second word could have been m4r-f4r, or mother-f4r...]




If you don't care for monopolistic software companies based in Redmond, WA, but you don't want the full "f-word" blazing across your chest - then this shirt's for you.

In: Computational

They Are Watching

And taking copious notes, you better believe it.

In: Paranormal

Radiation Symbols

In your choice of yellow or white - collect all two!




The experiments left me childless, glowing, and RADIOACTIVE!!!




You can hardly tell. Your hair looks fine, and who needs teeth, anyway?

In: Laboratory