"Death Penalty For Spammers" on Ebay

Here's a chance to make Cafe Press' mistake your bargain! I ordered a couple of our shirts, Death Penalty For Spammers and 1984 Redux, from Cafe Press recently. But by mistake, they sent me two Death Penalty For Spammers shirts. It's a good shirt, and I like it a lot, but I just don't need two of them.

So we're selling the extra one on Ebay. It's brand-new, never worn; size XL. Check out the product page; this puppy usually goes for $18.99. But you know what our minimum price is on the Ebay auction?

One cent.

And you know how much shipping will be?

Free.

So what the heck? Hop over and make a bid. To make it worth your while, there's some second rate, goofy creative fiction over there in the description. It starts like this:

ATTENTION, People of Earth!

There has been a grave misunderstanding between our peoples. Please help us to rectify this problem before this intergalactic incident boils over and we are left with no choice but to vaporize your puny, backwater planet.

One of the Juniorstaff on our star cruiser - don't think we didn't warn him about interacting with the Planet Under Observation - placed an order from one of your Commerce Organizations, "Cafe Press"...

See the auction for the rest of the story.