Eclipse Sucks

Brand new - our 242nd design:


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(This is a two-sided shirt; don't miss the back!) Eclipse, Eclipse, how do we hate thee? Let us count the ways: each extra level of abstraction, times the options, times the menus, times the number of shortcuts to each option and menu, times the number of other things you can use it for besides a Java IDE, times the number of uber-geeks you have to know to set the damn thing up, equals: infinity!


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Here's the full text of the back, and some image close-ups:

"The first version was the worst. And the second version, that was the worst too. The third version I didn't enjoy at all. After that it went into sort of a decline." -- Marvin, the paranoid android

"Eclipse is the root of all evil (or at least most of it) in programming." -- D. Knuth

"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave." -- HAL 9000

"I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for usablity." -- Mr. Spock

• Thousands of confusing features
  
• Configuration nightmare
  
• More key-bindings
  
• Hierarchically nested meta-perspectives
  
• Menus on top of menus
  
• Features you'll never use
  
• Even more key-bindings
  
• 6% of your time will be VERY efficient
  
• Asymptotically approaches being usable

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