Freak

Let your flag fly.

In: Identity

I'm Not Religious...

I'm not religious, but I tolerate people who are. Let those crazy people know, you don't hold their craziness against them! Who knows? They may still turn out to be decent, upstanding folks, after all. But probably not.

In: Religiosophy

Me First!

You last.

In: Random

Peace Series

From the oldest hippie to the youngest hipster, we've got the peace symbol for you.



Peace is so beautiful.



Survey says: 100 out of 100 people prefer sex over violence.



Pacifism does not equal politeness; strong feelings call for strong words!

In Peace

Cowboy & Cowgirl

Whatever your gender may be, we've got you covered:



You don't wanna be one, your ARE a cowboy!



You've got your boots, and your hat, and girl do you like to ride!

In Identity

Hot Series

An entire series devoted to heat, or at least to hotness. There's one for everyone in there!



Hot, as in fiery.



Hot, as in sizzling.



Hot, as in steamy.



Hot, as in Hot

Problems With Black Shirts

According to CafePress, they're having some problems with their production process for black shirts. In particular, the images aren't as bright as they should be. From their announcment:

As previously stated, colors printed on black garments are muted. In a [sic] effort to better represent what the the final printed image looks like on a Black T-Shirt, we are "darkening" the online Product Thumbnails (image display) for all Black T-Shirts. Not all colors will be represented with 100% accuracy using this method, but this is as close as we can get for now.

We currently have about 20 designs on black shirts, but we're not going to introduce many more until they get these kinks worked out. For now, check the CafePress picture closely on the checkout page. Unfortunately, your final product will look more like that than it will like the bright pictures on our website.

Holy Spirit / Magic Whiskey

If you're falling off the wagon, then why not imbibe liquor that's good for the soul?

In: Religiosophy

CafePress Sale Till 12/22

First, order today (12/18) or tomorrow (12/19) and get 2-day shipping for the price of ground shipping. This discount should happen automatically at checkout; no coupon required.

Second, you can get $5 of $25 or more, (Promo Code HL25) or $10 of $50 or more (Promo Code HL50). These discount codes are good through 12/22.

He's Dead, Jim

Perhaps Dr. "Bones" McCoy's most famous quote - that tricorder presided over the deaths of untold nameless crew members and minor aliens.

In Trekkie

Blog Revisionism

I just finished going through all the old design posts, back to July, and changed them to point to that design's "category", rather than its "section". That's because "sections" are gone, and nobody misses them, I might add.

I apologize if this makes all those old posts show up as new again in your favorite blog/feed reader. I don't plan to slavishly keep every old post current with every minor shirt change, but the section page is going away and I don't want innocent blogstanders to get 404 errors from those old posts.

CEO, CTO and CFO

We're here to help the underserved market of Chief Executive Officers, Chief Technical Officers and Chief Financial Officers, real and imagined, who can't find cheap t-shirts to wear around the mansion on weekends.





In Identity

Well That Was Fast: Insani-T-Shirts.com Version 3

Scant days ago, less than two weeks in fact, we unveiled a new site design, which we dubbed "Insani-T-Shirts.com Version 2".

It was pretty cool, with its colored brain map on the front page, which changed when you hovered your mouse over it to reveal different sections of the site. And I got it working pretty well on all the major browsers, at least. Unfortunately, it was a usability disaster. It seems some people just didn't get it at all, and even for us, we never even remembered ourselves which colored slice of the brain had which section behind it.

So now we've flattened that all out a lot more. All of our categories are shown right on the home page, and when you roll your mouse over them, you'll see a preview of the first few designs from that category. And when you click through to see all the designs in a category, they're all available on one page, rather than tucked away into the sideways slider thingy. We'll still use that slider thing, but not to the same extent that we relied on it before.

I give you: Insani-T-Shirts.com Version 3.

If you were "lucky" enough to have seen Version 2 during its 13 day run, now you can begin your rehabilitation. And if you weren't, well, you're not as l33t, but you'll have an easier time figuring out WTF we have available.

Game Over

The canary has dropped dead, the fat lady has sung, giant-double-mouthed-parasitic-aliens are invading the base, and - you're out of lives!

In Gamer

Mad Scientist

It's alive! It's alive! IT'S ALIVE! Bwa ha ha ha ha! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Mmm.

In Laboratory

NPC

Your not really involved enough to call yourself a PC. You're much more comfortable with Non-Player Character. More detatched. Aloof.

In Gamer

Aim High

Underachieving is like shooting a intruder in the gut - messy, complicated, and ultimately, less satisfying. He's still alive, but angry and bleeding... He's crying and screaming for his lawyer... Whether its a personal fitness goal, a new project, or a home intruder - just aim high!

In Guns

Illuminati Gold Member

You got that offer in the mail last month, the interest rate was great, with no annual fee - what the hell. Now you're a Gold Member of the world's most secretive and powerful organization.

In Random

Both Kinds: Judeo AND Christian

Wear the shirt Abraham, Isaac and Jacob could only dream of. Suitable for decades of wandering in the wilderness.



You may believe in the Holy Spirit, the holy catholic Church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and the life everlasting (amen) - but do you believe you'll buy this shirt?

In Religiosophy

Pi

If think math is cooler than numerology, or even if you are just trying to pick a favorite number, this is the shirt for you. And yes, that\'s the digits of pi in the background.

In Laboratory

Wonderful Life Designs: Bedford Falls & Pottersville

Celebrate either the good side or the bad side (or both!) of George Bailey's hometown:



Such a nice place, such a beautiful scene, such A Wonderful Life! Why don't you just stop by and tell George and Mary and the kids hello?



Where did all these cocktail and dance clubs come from? And billiards? Fights? Gorgeous Girls Girls Girls?? Is this what your vision of A Wonderful Life is like? Is it all just a bad dream? Maybe you just got some bad liquor or something...

In Movie

CafePress Sale Ends Today

The holiday sale at CafePress, our vendor, ends today, Dec. 8.

• Promo code HOL5 gets you $5 off $20 or more
  
• Promo code HOL10 gets you $10 off $40 or more
  
• Promo code HOL25 gets you $25 off $100 or more

Allow me to point out one last time that this lets you get one of our insanely cool black shirts for only $15.99, instead of the regular price of $20.99.

AFK

You might be home, you might be at the movies, you might be interacting with other (physical) people, but you are definitely AWAY FROM KEYBOARD!

In Computational

Nessie - I Believe

Deep in the icy waters of Loch Ness dwelleth a creature as ancient as it is elusive. Tends to discourage the swimmers.

In Paranormal

New Site Feature: the Day Room

What asylum would be complete with a day room? A place where all the inmates, er, guests, could go to mingle together? We're proud to introduce the latest addition to our little crazyhouse: the day room.

They Use Photoshop (Black)

They may or may not perform medical experiments on eccentric rednecks, but they are here, they are among us, and they use Photoshop.

In Computational

Remember: all black shirts are only $15.99 (down from $20.99) with Promo Code "HOL5"; today and tomorrow only!

CafePress Sale

Here are a couple of discounts you can use when you order our shirts through CafePress:

• Free Shipping on orders of $50 or more: promo code "FreeShip". Ends today, Dec. 6
  
• $5, $10 or $25 off: tiered discounts, available for two days, starting tomorrow: Dec. 7 & 8
  
  • $5 off $20 or more: promo code HOL5
    
  • $10 off $40 or more: promo code HOL10
    
  • $25 off $100 or more: promo code HOL25

So with that sale starting tomorrow, you can get one of our black shirts for only $15.99, instead of the regular price of $20.99!

Nuke The Site From Orbit

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Because those Aliens are pesky little buggers.

In Movie

Big Foot - I Believe

Big foot, big ear, big butt - whatever, he's big, and bashful, and REAL!

In Paranormal

Lies, Injustice, and the American Way

Can you believe what some people will do to get their picture on the front of a comic book?

In Politics

Insani-T-Shirts.com Version 2 Released On Its Own Recognizance

Here it is, the reason we haven't been posting as many new designs, or any blog posts at all for the last six weeks: Insani-T-Shirts.com Version 2. Featuring more graphics and fancy-ass effects than you can shake a stick at. It even works on some browsers!

Designs have been shuffled around a bit, so some of the previous posts on this here blog may not be quite right. Maybe I'll fix them. Maybe I won't. You'll just have to keep tuning in, DAY AFTER DAY, to find out, won't you?! It's all part of my fiendish plan! Bwahahaha!!

More design postage and actual news here more often, effective real soon now.