To Hell With the Prime Directive

To hell with the prime directive, sensors detect hot alien females! How do you think Kirk bagged all those alien babes if they weren't constantly scanning for them?

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The Precious Made Us Do It

If this excuse worked for Gollum, maybe it'll work for you!

In Movie

I'm Like A Supervillain...

I'm Like a SuperVillain... But with no evil minions or secret bases. (Yet!)

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