New Design: Center of the Universe

Hurry and order this today - there's only one in existence! But it's in whatever size you need, because the universe revolves around you.

In Identity

New Series: God Is Watching...

Collect 'em all!

• God Is Watching - That means wife beating is right out
  
• God Is Watching - Use a Mac
  
• God Is Watching - And He thinks wicca is stupid, but witches are hot
  
• God Is Watching - And He is very embarrassed about the election
  
• God Is Watching - Better get to church
  
• God Is Watching - and the Iraq war is pissing Him off
  
• God Is Watching - and some people are going to have a LOT of explaining to do
  
• God Is Watching - and somebody's in trouble for coveting and stealing and killing and bearing false witness (a lot)
  
• God Is Watching - Better start tipping more
  
• God Is Watching - and He thinks reality TV sucks
  
• God Is Watching - but He skips commercials
  
• God Is Watching - someone else, but He'll catch you on TiVo later
  
• God Is Watching - And He doesn't want anybody to kill anybody
  
• God Is Watching - Wave
  
• God Is Watching - Look busy
  
• God Is Watching - And He is also reading your email
  
• God Is Watching - and if you mess with His car He'll kick your ass

In God Is Watching...

New Series: Cod

Collect 'em all!

• Cod Dam It
  
• Praise Cod
  
• Cod Is Watching
  
• There Is No Cod
  
• Cod Bless You
  
• Cod Only Knows
  
• Cod Created the World In Seven Days
  
• Cod Help You
  
• Thou Shalt Have No Other Cod Before Me
  

In Cod

Old Design: Don't Push Your Mythology On Me, Man

Bonus karma if you can identify all the symbols. DOUBLE bonus karma if you can identify with all the symbols.

In Religiosophy

Old Design: Peace Through Superior Firepower

The shirt all the coolest Colonial Marines are wearing on LV-426 this year. Not very popular with the locals, though...

This is a painstakingly recreated copy of the shirt worn by Private Hudson (Bill Paxton) in the 1986 sci-fi classic Aliens.

In Movie

New Design: If Evolution Is Outlawed

The real danger in letting Intelligent Design proponents get their way: the evolution of a breed of super-outlaws.

In Religiosophy

New Design: Code Lord

"Associate"? No. "Individual Contributor"? Nope. "Human Resource"? Never! Make them bow before you - you are a CODE LORD.

In Computational