Sunday, July 31, 2005

New Design: Center of the Universe

Center of the Universe

Hurry and order this today - there's only one in existence! But it's in whatever size you need, because the universe revolves around you.

In Identity

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

New Series: God Is Watching...

God Is Watching - and He is very embarrassed about the election
Collect 'em all!
  • God Is Watching - That means wife beating is right out
  • God Is Watching - Use a Mac
  • God Is Watching - And He thinks wicca is stupid, but witches are hot
  • God Is Watching - And He is very embarrassed about the election
  • God Is Watching - Better get to church
  • God Is Watching - and the Iraq war is pissing Him off
  • God Is Watching - and some people are going to have a LOT of explaining to do
  • God Is Watching - and somebody's in trouble for coveting and stealing and killing and bearing false witness (a lot)
  • God Is Watching - Better start tipping more
  • God Is Watching - and He thinks reality TV sucks
  • God Is Watching - but He skips commercials
  • God Is Watching - someone else, but He'll catch you on TiVo later
  • God Is Watching - And He doesn't want anybody to kill anybody
  • God Is Watching - Wave
  • God Is Watching - Look busy
  • God Is Watching - And He is also reading your email
  • God Is Watching - and if you mess with His car He'll kick your ass

God Is Watching - Wave
In God Is Watching...

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

New Series: Cod

Cod Bless You
Collect 'em all!
  • Cod Dam It
  • Praise Cod
  • Cod Is Watching
  • There Is No Cod
  • Cod Bless You
  • Cod Only Knows
  • Cod Created the World In Seven Days
  • Cod Help You
  • Thou Shalt Have No Other Cod Before Me

Cod Only Knows
In Cod

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Old Design: Don't Push Your Mythology On Me, Man

Don't Push Your Mythology On Me, Man

Bonus karma if you can identify all the symbols. DOUBLE bonus karma if you can identify with all the symbols.

In Religiosophy

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Old Design: Peace Through Superior Firepower

Peace Through Superior Firepower

The shirt all the coolest Colonial Marines are wearing on LV-426 this year. Not very popular with the locals, though...

This is a painstakingly recreated copy of the shirt worn by Private Hudson (Bill Paxton) in the 1986 sci-fi classic Aliens.

In Movie

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

New Design: If Evolution Is Outlawed

If Evolution Is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Evolve
The real danger in letting Intelligent Design proponents get their way: the evolution of a breed of super-outlaws.

In Religiosophy

Friday, July 01, 2005

New Design: Code Lord

Code Lord
"Associate"? No. "Individual Contributor"? Nope. "Human Resource"? Never! Make them bow before you - you are a CODE LORD.

In Computational