Gone Out of Business

Posted in Uncategorized on January 1st, 2013 by admin

For lo, these many months we’ve been “going out of business”. That is no longer the case, as we have now completed that process and are — except for small print-on-demand traces at SpreadShirt — gone out of business.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Today only: ‘Donnie’s Deadline’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 31st, 2012 by admin
Donnie
If a Tangent Universe occurs, it will be highly unstable, sustaining itself for no longer than several weeks.


28 days… 6 hours… 42 minutes… 12 seconds. That… is when the world… will end.

Donnie’s Deadline is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘All Kinds of Guns’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 30th, 2012 by admin
All Kinds of Guns
All Kinds of Guns For All Kinds of People – embrace the diversity!

All Kinds of Guns is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘Nuke The Site From Orbit’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 29th, 2012 by admin
Nuke The Site From Orbit
Let’s just bug out and call it even, OK? I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. Even if this installation does have a substantial dollar value attached to it.

Nuke The Site From Orbit is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘Mental Telepathy’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 28th, 2012 by admin
Mental Telepathy
We already know you’ll like this shirt. And we know your size, mailing address and credit card number. But we’re also seeing that you’d be mad if we shattered your illusion of free will, so we’ll wait for you to order it yourself.

Mental Telepathy is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘Ronald McJoker’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 27th, 2012 by admin
Ronald McJoker
We believe this city deserves a better class of t-shirt, and we’re gonna give it to them. We believe you deserve a break today. And we believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you. . . stranger.

Ronald McJoker is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘Low Hit Points’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 26th, 2012 by admin
Low Hit Points
I know what you’re thinking: ‘Does he have six hit points, or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, PUNK?

Low Hit Points is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘More Impressive With Armor On’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 25th, 2012 by admin
More Impressive With Armor On
Of course you can’t stroll around town in full armor. Sometimes you’re just out in jeans or shorts and a t-shirt – comfortable, but not exactly intimidating. This shirt will remind people that you’d be a force to reckon with, if you hadn’t left your helmet and breastplate at home.

More Impressive With Armor On is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘Raptor Jesus’, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 24th, 2012 by admin
Raptor Jesus
It turns out the Bible is way off on the whole time scale thing. And yes, Jesus was, in fact, a carnivorous dinosaur. And he and his entire dinosaur race went extinct, so that we might live.

Raptor Jesus is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!

Today only: ‘Donnie’s Deadline [misprint]‘, Just $2.50

Posted in Uncategorized on December 23rd, 2012 by admin
Donnie
If a Tangent Universe occurs, it will be highly unstable, sustaining itself for no longer than several weeks.


28 days… 6 hours… 42 minutes… 12 seconds. That… is when the world… will end.



We had trouble getting this design to print the way we wanted, so we’re selling these early misprints for almost nothing. See photos of the final shirt on our blog.

Donnie’s Deadline [misprint] is on super extra bonus sale, today only, marked down 50% from the already low going-out-of-business prices. Don’t wait, and check back tomorrow for the next one!